Bertie Stories

Astropup in Gone with the Wind

We continue our Love Story in Space. The Parrot and Astropup have plucked a  red rose from the Planet of the Cows for the Parrot to give to his beloved, Polly. Unfortunately the bulls who guard the sacred rose have a very blustery response. 

Read More

Tim the Tadpole’s Birthday

We first recorded Tim the Tadpole’s Birthday way back in 2006, but somehow the mp3 file was overwritten and lost. Now, for the first time in some years, we present this sparkly story in its entirety.

Read More

Bertie in the Land that Time Forgot

iPads and Mobile phones – they are necessary for life – how can anybody survive without being connected to the internet 24 hours a day. And yet Bertie and Beatrice visit a land where technology is banned. How do they get on.

Read More

Bertie’s Magic Pancakes

Shrove Tuesday has a special tradition at the Palace that dates back to the days of Bertie’s true mother who is remembered for her magic pancake recipe.

Read More

Prince Bertie Returns

Spooky, exciting, dramatic, romantic, funny – the most epic Bertie story ever ! Bertie has spent eight long years as a frog on the pond. Is this the story where he turns back to a prince? The only way to find out, is to listen to Natasha and Richard…

Read More

Bertie’s Quest

It is soon to be Beatrice’s Birthday and she asks him to go on an impossible quest, to find her a living dinosaur as a pet.

Read More

Bertie and the Queen’s Confession

The Wicked Queen has confessed everything. She had recorded the story of how she turned Bertie into a frog. The cassette tape has gone missing. Bertie MUST get hold of it.

Read More