Faris's mum used to say that 'you should use things, not people, and love people, not things.'

Audrey, had a teapot from the Queen's Jubilee way back in 1977! Faris was fascinated with the beautiful teapot, until...he reached to take a closer lo-SMASH!

Uh-oh, what is Audrey going to say?!

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